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College girl auctioning off her virginity for 3 8 million

Remember Natalie Dylan, the college girl auctioning off her virginity to pay for school or drugs or whatever? Well, shes got a going rate now: somewhere between $1 million and $3.8 million.

According to the Dennis Hof, owner of the whorehouse subsidizing the mission, the Bunny Ranch in Nevada, Dylans got a couple offers.
We have offers from $1 million to $3.8 million, and we have started collecting deposits, Dennis exclusively tells Scandalist. But the highest bidder wont necessarily win Natalies heart, and virginity. As Natalie told Scandalist, she wont do the deed with just anyone, but hopes to find someone who seems intelligent. Although her personal top pick, Barack Obama, has not placed a bid, Natalie has some excellent potential first-time partners.
Dennis said, There are a few people she likes. She has been e-mailing and talking on the phone with several men. She wants to be comfortable. With the possible $3.8 million Natalie could receive, surely she will be more than comfortable.
Well, its great to see that the vagina futures market has rallied along with the rest of the stock market, but thats just silly. To think that some girl whos willing to allow some random, probable mess of a man would forego an extra $2.8 million just because one guy felt more right is kind of absurd. You know whatd feel right? Taking a dip in a pool full of gold coins like Scrooge McDuck. I mean, theoretically. Itd probably be kind of painful. In fact, I dont know how a fairly small duck was able to swim through piles of solid gold. Seems like youd hurt yourself more often than not. Those ducks have some life.
Aside: In terms of future forecasting, I expect the price for her second time having sex to decline about, oh, 3800%. Its not really a renewable resource. Thats why you have to have multiple daughters to sell on the black market. Its science.

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  1. SeventhSun
    June 4th, 2012 at 03:33 | #1

    ▶▷▶▷ I’m sure …
    ▶▷▶▷ I’m sure capitalism offers much better options than this one.

  2. BasicsProductions
    June 4th, 2012 at 03:33 | #2

    What. The. Hell! …
    What. The. Hell! You have Megan Fox to have sex with you for that much, or even a pornstar!? That girl is ugly anyway!

  3. TheYexus
    June 4th, 2012 at 03:33 | #3

    I wouldn’t pay …
    I wouldn’t pay that money for her virginity!

  4. TriciaGartin
    June 4th, 2012 at 03:33 | #4

    Could seriously do …
    Could seriously do without the reporters’ commentary. How unproffesional.

  5. alexbobomb
    June 4th, 2012 at 03:33 | #5

    Hey she is a nice …
    Hey she is a nice lady! lol

  6. Emaster03
    June 4th, 2012 at 03:33 | #6

    She’s hot. I’d do …
    She’s hot. I’d do her. Not for 3.7 million dollars though.

  7. DavidOAnal
    June 4th, 2012 at 03:33 | #7

    She is obviously a …
    She is obviously a whore.

  8. DavidOAnal
    June 4th, 2012 at 03:33 | #8

    You’d her …
    You’d her because she’s smart? If you are willing to pay some bumbling 3 mill to do it and do it the way she tells you to then your an idiot. By the way who cares if she’s smart it’s her looks dude.

  9. alexbobomb
    June 4th, 2012 at 03:33 | #9

    That girl is smart! …
    That girl is smart!!! Who really is gonna appreciate her virginity. At least this way she made a very good some of money and she does not have to prostitute herself more than that one time. Whore are loose women who sleep around with various men sometimes for thing and sometimes for nothing. This girl is not a whore.

  10. eighthnote623
    June 4th, 2012 at 03:33 | #10

    whore!!!!!!!
    whore!!!!!!!

  11. mzsmiles21
    June 4th, 2012 at 03:33 | #11

    Check out the …
    Check out the YouTube Video: Virginity For Sale: Media’s Effects On Identity

    An analytical approach of the story of Natalie Dylan and how society’s social values are reinforced through the media; defining one’s identity. How do you feel about a woman who is well educated and chooses to sell her virginity in order to capitalize?

  12. lexiegrl147
    June 4th, 2012 at 03:33 | #12

    Wow, I CAN SEE …
    Wow, I CAN SEE WHERE PART OF THIS IS WRONG;,BUT PPL NEED 2 STOP HATING, THEIR MAD CUZ THEY GAVE THEIRS UP 4 FREE & DIDNT HAV ANYTHING SPECIAL AFTER THT,,, I NO THT I NO, MOST PPL THTS HATIN && WRITIN BAD THINGS ON HERE WHUD DO THEY SAME,;; HAVE 3.8 MILLION, THA CHANCE ITS UP, SO DNT GET MAD OR JUDGE ANYONE ELSE BC SHE EARNED IT FRM ALL THOSE YEARS….. && AFTER ALL IM NOT SAYING THIS IS RIGHT,, BUT SERIOUSLY? PPL JUSS HATIN & MAD CUZ ITS NOT THEM !!!

  13. SuperKidOx
    June 4th, 2012 at 03:33 | #13

    Whore.
    Whore.

  14. heylie13
    June 4th, 2012 at 03:33 | #14

    the news reporter …
    the news reporter is jealous nobody wanted her virginity for 3.7 million. lol

  15. XxGeorgiaTechxX
    June 4th, 2012 at 03:33 | #15

    I’m not surprised, …
    I’m not surprised, at all. America is going down the wrong direction. This is making us look worse.

  16. Devendran946
    June 4th, 2012 at 03:33 | #16

    hows virgin now …
    hows virgin now days?

  17. shadowblack1987
    June 4th, 2012 at 03:33 | #17

    FYI NOT worth it!
    FYI NOT worth it!

  18. Nagneto
    June 4th, 2012 at 03:33 | #18

    I’d put down on …
    I’d put down on that if I could. She’s smart.

  19. Nagneto
    June 4th, 2012 at 03:33 | #19

    : and then shoot …
    : and then shoot the woman in the head out back like a dog. 

  20. Quick2Bid
    June 4th, 2012 at 03:33 | #20

    We offer loads of …
    We offer loads of bargains on our Penny Auctions and get stick from people who don’t understand the model, but in comparison, this is shocking!

    Its an awful message to present to women across the world.

  21. LeonocityProductions
    June 4th, 2012 at 03:33 | #21

    Correction….Fresh …
    Correction….Fresh and never used pussy!!!

  22. mizicy82
    June 4th, 2012 at 03:33 | #22

    O_o.. i can’t …
    O_o.. i can’t believe .. the world is crazy or something? .. well what if someone raped her .. This is just silly >_<.. most of you agree right?

  23. leos666
    June 4th, 2012 at 03:33 | #23

    the Vajayjay is …
    the Vajayjay is made of Gold

  24. TokyoZeplin
    June 4th, 2012 at 03:33 | #24

    Shouldn’t the real …
    Shouldn’t the real problem be that people in the US don’t have enough money to take a good education without running into trouble?
    Take a lesson from the rest of the world and get free education already :-/

  25. megamarsvin
    June 4th, 2012 at 03:33 | #25

    Granted as a …
    Granted as a marriage counselor this might work against her but I bet there are millions of young women who’d love to learn the tricks of the trade from her. they degrade themselves a lot more for a lot less money on reality shows every day 😉

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